Wednesday, June 22, 2011

"Suppose I smash your face in and slit your nostrils with this, right? Well if you don’t learn anything from it, then it’s not worth it, right?"


Creative violence.

In typically tragic-Clash fashion, this was one of their early mandate-defining slogans. It was offered with the best of quasi-tough-guy intentions; three quarters of the band came from an art school background, with bassist Paul Simonon in particular, who coined both it and the band’s namesake, showing great savvy in his own design and sartorial sensibilities. Hinged as it was upon such posturing and jargon, The Clash was a constantly fermenting idea of what a band might be as much as it was an actual working band. As such, the idea was that acts of such guile or impact as could be called violent – or broadening our etymology, in violation – could serve creative, positive purposes over destructive ones (even there was some form of destruction involved).

Marcus Gray is hilariously succinct on the subject in his bio The Last Gang In Town, quoting a presumably knife wielding young Strummer:

“‘Suppose I smash your face in and slit your nostrils with this, right? Well if you don’t learn anything from it, then it’s not worth it, right? But suppose some guy comes up to me and tries to put one over one me, right? And I smash his face up and he learns something from it. Well, in a sense, that’s creative violence.’ And in another sense, it’s almost unbelievably stupid.”

As an aside, I love how earnestly and enthusiastically uncouth the early Clash are.

While clumsy at times in their efforts to cut a brutish front, the germ of the idea is compelling, coming especially as it does from the mouths of a pop group, which punk bands were taken as in England. It reflects the “spirit of invention” that Georges Sorel sought to instill in his readers, in celebrating a potential for proletarian violence. Strummer’s thuggish caricature has an odd clarity however, speaking to violence for, well, I suppose discursive and educative purposes as opposed to those of aggression or personal gain. As noted, why not broaden this to include a variety of public violation, unrest or disruption? Why not demonstrations? Vandalism? Performance or street art? Mischief and the disposal of mores? Perhaps Ms. Brigette DePape and her “Stop Harper” stunt should qualify as a phenomenal act of creative violence considering its sheer gall.

Which is exactly why the kids out in Van City have done nothing more than commit a sadly pedestrian act of civic pornography by rioting after the weekend’s Stanley Cup finale. No remotely creative element was visible in any of the images, texts, status updates or news on the subject. What I saw instead was a carnivalesque and predominantly male display of predation, homophobia, misogyny, hubris, celebrity and wantonness. I realize that sports riots are hardly a new phenomenon by any stretch*, but trending does not equal legitimacy. It is good that there is conversation arising from this, especially following hot on the heels of contemporary uprisings as Egypt’s recent ejection of Hosni Mubarak’s three decade presidency or the lack of a measurable public response to the election of the recent Conservative Majority.


I am hardly suggesting that May 3rd should have cast a smouldering sunrise across a newly revolutionized Canada, or even that such a thing should come to pass on any sizable scale. In fact, I tend to imagine such an incident as The Last Poets did back in 1970 when they released the above track "When The Revolution Comes," a terrible and catastrophic event, and something which the smug villains of Vancouver would seem to take wholly for granted.

Instead I’ll keep my lot with folks like Ms. DePape or the fellow recently dubbed the Banksy of Bulgaria. During the wee small hours in the morning of June 17, an artist to whom someone has given an unfortunately lazy nickname, transformed a host of Red Army soldiers into a testament to the ubiquitous banality of America, inscribed with the message “Moving with the times”: Superman, Captain American, Ronald McDonald, etc., rebutting a longtime state imposed monolith in a way that is substantive, direct, harmless and clever. The act is steeped in what I would argue Strummer, Simonon and co.’s genuine intentions were behind this particular slogan.**

So void are acts like that of Vancouver’s sports fans of any sagacity that there is fundamentally nothing to be gained and no room for dialogue other than weak apologies. There was no seed of invention in slavishly reconstructing familiar images or scenes of protest. There is no just cause for this event to give meaning to fighting and fucking in the streets.

There is no kind of emotional resonance here, no artful defiance or social design, no decisive purpose in this whole wasted gesture. It is not romantic and it squanders the severity of public violence. It is politically impotent; a flash failure of self-control, an act of power, vanity and opportunity, a pornographic reflection of what a public uprising might be, a profoundly empty vessel.


*Personally, I love the one where Italian weekly Il Male caused a riot and three hour traffic jam in downtown Rome when they ran a cover deliberately mimicking a popular sports daily, the highest circulating paper at the time, misreporting the outcome for a recent World Cup match. This was a then trend in leftist European magazines, comics and serials to provoke and mislead for a time during the late 1970's.

**These guys didn’t slit nostrils. Sure they had punch-ups, but they also went out for ice cream together and painted “I’m so bored with the USA” with their cones on the parlour windows. By the way, that's actually now three Clash anecdotes for those keeping score.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

A Connexion Is Made or The Countdown to Decision


Great thanks to all our partners and everyone who was involved in both shows this past week, crews, volunteers, musicians, partners, et al. Wheels are already well in motion for the countdown to continue on to Four Seconds of Decision on July 23rd at Peppers Pub, which will feature Adam Mowery and His Giants of Industry, Construction and Destruction, and the man who wears the shoes of Troy Charles Chenier, in our evolving avant-rock lo-fi electric spectacle.

Keep your eyes peeled for more media, and in the meantime here is some footage from Thursday's Gallery Connexion show compliments of the gents in the Lee Harvey Oswalds (check out their Youtube channel here), which also featured the amazing Quivers, straight outta Hallifax with some very fine and sharp psychedelic punky R&B. And while we're on the subject, lest we not forget to give a rumbling swampy round of applause for Tune In Tokyo, as well as Third Space Gallery, CultureHub.ca, Swagger Studio and Local 107.3fm.

I also want to officially welcome Hamburger Tapes as a partner, after realizing that practically every show of the damn series features folks who are on the label. You can visit Hamburger online here, and you can purchase fine Hamburger cassettes right here. God love weird bleak lo-fi homemade Maritime music...

Stay tuned in all over kids...


Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Since I was a young boy...


...I've played very little silver ball, probably mostly on ferries. I have however, read a lot of comics.

Or rather, I divorced comics for rock & roll during junior high, but I've come back baby, and good land, if The Situationists and me don't like us some comics, I dunno who do; a unique storytelling vessel with a potentially complex form and function through serialization, composition, design, collusion between text and image, iconoclasm, a quasi-filmic narrative and the whole creative production process.

And we don't wuss out 'round these here parts and call them 'graphic novels'. That's like calling Blondie or Suicide 'new wave' because punk was not nice enough.

Like punk, comics are real page turners. They have to be, with their scant life cycle - 3 panels daily, 6-10 weekly or online, 22 pages monthly. They are an active media, seeking to engage, and when really great, provoke. Some are marathon runners while others sprint, but either way this is a brisk text at play. They may be dynamic, impossible, they may perplex, they may be very close, quiet sequential offerings,

They are especially known for one thing above all, however: they can be fun.

So it is especially exciting to present a peek at Scott Marshall's love-letter-in-progress to seminal cartoonist, the late Dan DeCarlo, tentatively titled The 5 Seconds Summer Fun Special. I met Scott ages ago through fast friend and once McCartney to my Lennon, the ever debonnaire Gavin Taylor, aka Woody Nightshade, and have always felt the man (both of 'em, of course) had great taste. Scott was into cool music (ska!), theatre and even made his own comics (and since that time I've come of course to know about all kinds of other cool stuff Scott likes, too).

I've always loved Scott's clean, crisp line work, and have often found it heavily informed by the likes of DeCarlo. Needless to say, when he approached me about putting together a comic in this style as a sort of homage, built around a band prospectively called The 5 Seconds and guest starring a bevvy locals, well damn, I very nearly had to sit my ass down.

Considering the series will guest star a number of local bands over it's run, I wonder what it would take to convince Scott to render Wooden Wives as Kirby? We could arrive via Boom Tube or something, yknow, riding those waves of the mind...

You can see Scott's full page pencils sample down yonder, but you should really catch more of his work and thoughts about all that cool stuff he likes on his blog, Potzrebie.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

"It takes five seconds to realize that it's time to move, it's time to get down with it."



Kids, the news is out! Laura Lyall spoke with this blogger recently and we had a really groovy talk and then she hit this wee nugget out of the park.

Third Space Gallery, CultureHub.ca, Swagger Studio, Local 107.3fm, hosts Wooden Wives and yer own damn self, all collectively give you 5 Seconds of Decision starting June 18...

In other news,  I can't believe I neglected to post last week's Lee Harvey Oswalds story in Here, so here 'tis and here endeth the news round-up for the day.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Together We Make Sense Of Life, Pt. II

Dig yet more tape art from us Wives and Oswalds, to you. See our previous Together We Make Sense Of Life entry for front cover art, but feast yr eyes for now on the interiors, track listings, and the whole package, compliments of Mssrs Crandall and Burley. Huge props to Jamie MacIntosh and his Hamburger Tapes for facilitating this record and contributing to the propagation of new weird bleak underbelly culture in our fair neck of the woods. Join us for both release shows, June 16 at Gallery Connexion in Fredericton with Halifax's Quivers, and June 18 at Peppers Pub in Saint John with locals Tune In Tokyo.

Friday, June 3, 2011

“I think that everywhere is the right place to resist the Harper government.”


“This country needs a Canadian version of an Arab Spring, a flowering of popular movements that demonstrate that real power to change things lies not with Harper but in the hands of the people, when we act together in our streets, neighbourhoods and workplaces.” ~ Brigette DePape, Manitoba.

There you have it kids. 5 Seconds Of Decision doffs its cap to Ms. DePape's wonderful testimonial  during today's opening parliamentary session, when in a stroke of genius, she simply used her position as a Senate page to disrupt and disrespect the proceedings by walking to the centre of the room holding a homemade stop sign reading "Stop Harper". So much of the power we give our political and corporate leaders stems from an unwillingness to break stride from mainstream behaviour and niceties, to purchase products other than those which are most convenient or to seek out culture beyond the imminent crust of mass accessibility. While that admittedly likely sounds glib or romantic, I can't see it any other way. The unspoken protocol of self-preservation by avoiding embarrassment and discomfort is such a pervasive social force that few would deign to draw attention to the Emperor's proverbial newly elected clothes in such a fashion, alone at the naked ceremonial locus and spectacle of government.

Read more about Ms. DePape's display in The Globe and Mail here.

Don't stand talkin' in the wind kids. One of my favourite Clash anecdotes (I have many... far, far too many) comes from iconoclast music journo Lester Bangs, in which he tries to encourage Joe Strummer to invite a handful of terrified young fans backstage to initiate them into being punks. Strummer just scoffs, "Forget it. If they haven't got the courage to do it on their own, I'm bloody well not gonna lead 'em by the hand."

Initially taken aback at Strummer's seeming lack of sentiment in context of the band's notoriously mischevious willingness to exist on the level with the fans, Bangs would go on to write of his growing admiration for The Clash based on this resistance to glad hand or pander to people's desires. Agency, self-determination, confidence, action; all of these were the qualities they sought to instill in their fans as much as any particular political leanings or musical exploration, fierce self-worth within a community of parts trumping ideology and aesthetics. It led them to become pig-headed, even deeply misguided over time, but the quality remained nonetheless, an admirable if tragic core for the band.

It occurs to me now as well, the irony in re-posting a Globe and Mail article in that Ms. DePape shows genuine bullheadedness, a quality which the Globe so loves to ascribe to Mr. Harper. It is a brilliant gesture, to directly usurp the federal government, even for a moment, with a quality of courage rarely found even between two acquaintances in disagreement over preference of film in conversation at work.

No doubt this will become a quaint anecdote in Canadian current events over the coming weeks, but for her moment of spectacle, Ms. DePape didn't wait for any person to lead her to any action other than herself, which is the only thing any one of us ever need to do the same. Exploiting the very scenery, dress, iconography, position and proceedings immediately at hand in doing so, simply cements this as being all the more resonant a display of guile.

And yes, friends who pretty much expected it already may now officially begin tallying and taking bets on how many Clash stories fucking Crandall is going to shoehorn into this sad excuse for a blog.